I GO T MY SECOND PHOTO WITH DARRE N BACK ITS THE TITANIC ONE!!!!
FUCKING HELL I JSUT MET DARREN AND I GAVE HIM MY LETTER AND HE GRABBED IT, PRETENDED TO RIP IT WITH HIS TEETH, PUT IT DOWN AND SMILED AND WINKED AT ME OH MY GOD????????
HE DID A BRITISH ACCENT AND WAS LIKE “hi my name’s darren and um, i really love joey richter”
THEN HE JUST SPOKE TO US AND KEPT CURSING I WAS SO?????
AND THEN HE HIGH FIVED ME WHEN HE LEFT HE HIGH FIVED EVERYONE AT OUR TABLE AND IM HONESTLY NOT ALIVE RIGHT NOW
Oksana requested: Darren wearing beanies
This is it. This is it everyone. This very post right here is my sexuality perfectly condensed into one post. And now you know. Enjoy.
IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:
cracks me up every time
Someones mr badass…