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Elsie-15-NZL. Darren Freakin' Criss.Sherlock. Starkid. Too many Youtubers. Uhg that Glee thing ;)


Miss you Cory :')
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23.19 ON 28/8/14 with 182,578 notes

wearing these during sex

wearing these during sex

23.05 ON 28/8/14 with 170 notes

gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

23.01 ON 28/8/14 with 448,307 notes
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unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

22.49 ON 28/8/14 with 107,149 notes
voxthedevil:

I just laughed so hard about this I’m crying and now I feel sick.Lee is my hero.

voxthedevil:

I just laughed so hard about this I’m crying and now I feel sick.
Lee is my hero.

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

22.48 ON 28/8/14 with 273,722 notes

hazehgrace:

frostied:

maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was actually saying “ah, men”

STOP I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING

22.43 ON 28/8/14 with 232,267 notes
22.42 ON 28/8/14 with 1,595 notes

darren + forgetting the words to literally every song he decides to sing

thegirlfrompigfarts:

vorfreudde:

Relationships suck, you either get married or breakup 

or die. #thefaultinourstars

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alittle-mongoosey:

cynicalslut666:

IM DEAD


the fuck, i cant even go cross eyed

alittle-mongoosey:

cynicalslut666:

IM DEAD

the fuck, i cant even go cross eyed

kofukuebisus:

when a friend asks u about something that youre obsessed with

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21.33 ON 28/8/14 with 74,618 notes
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gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY
Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.
Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?
This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”
At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”
"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.
"How is white a feminine color?"
She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here. The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.
A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.


the fuck is up with moms policing their sons’ masculinity

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gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY

Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.

Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?

This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”

At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”

"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.

"How is white a feminine color?"

She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here.

The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.

A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

the fuck is up with moms policing their sons’ masculinity

21.12 ON 28/8/14 with 1,431 notes

headphones-in-do-not-disturb:

theorgyorganizer:

fuck education who wants to start a band

your URL makes me suspicious of your intentions with this band.

21.09 ON 28/8/14 with 252,048 notes

wigglytuffer:

dropping hints to bae that ur ready

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21.07 ON 28/8/14 with 63,940 notes
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